The New Poll

So I was talking to Karen the other day and she told me a funny story. Apparently her rediculously hideous and fat friend is on the website Hot or Not, and basically uses it as a site to meet singles just to fuck them. I guess that's what everyone does, but (yes, I know I am a whore) this whole thing seems wrong to me. I mean these people basically search around and find someone that they won't immediately kick out of bed, talk to them for a couple weeks on the internet via IM or Email, and then go over and have sex with them. WTF?!!?! What happened to bars? And social interaction? Seriously, the sexual morals of this country have gone WAY downhill. Yes, I'm a whore, but at least I WORK for my lays. I don't just send them an email or two, pretend to be emo, and then capitilize on it. No, I go out of my way to talk to random strangers, get to know them a little, induce physical interraction, then seduce them into the bed. OK, so it might not seem all that different to some people, but it's a question of worth to me. And yes, I may very well do something about it, but that will depend on you.

The new poll that will be up soon has some interesting options for me, but you guys get to choose them. It was recently pointed out to me (and pretty much constantly over the last many years) that someone else should periodically be making my choices for me, since I obviously always make the wrong one (Duh, no stories without bad decisions). Well this is your chance to help me out. Whatever you guys vote that I should do, I'll do. Or at least I'll try.

If anyone comes up with better choices than the ones I will originally post, go ahead and list them in the comments and I'll add them into the poll. You got a week to get me to make changes and then I'll just let it fly. Try not to fuck me over too bad, but really, it's not like I really care.

Have fun ruining my life.