Not Dead Yet....

Sorry I missed a day or two there (not sure who I am apologizing to, no one reads this, yet) but I swear I'm not dead. Let's see what I can tell you....

For starters, I have a new lady. I call her Simone and you can check her out here. The art on mine is actually a woman's face, which really looks like a Simone to me. If I ever get a camera I'll show you some shots of her. For those of you who don't quite get it, Simone is my longboard, not to be confused with a skateboard. Longboards are for cruising; skateboards are tricks.

Mario and I spent about 6 hours yesterday on our boards, which is crazy since I haven't really ridden a board at all since I was about 8 or so.... God, 20 years and I'm still the hoodlum kid who tries to get hit by cars. We cruised all over downtown Bellevue and Redmond, hitting highlights like inside BellSquare, the Marymoor trail, some sick parking garages and the absolute worst sidewalk EVER. Oddly enough, that sidewalk is in Bellevue. The view was dope yesterday, and by view I mean there was a ton of smoking hot, irritatingly pretentious, overpriced, undersexed, needy, high-maintenance, sweet Bellevue ass everywhere. The funny thing is how much this reminds me that I hate that town. Redmond is still a weird place, but nostalgia reigned supreme there. Just depressed I didn't get to fall off another balcony, or see the Mack and Jack's Brewery.

As for the day before, I am sure I did something interesting, but I also drank a lot, so the details are a little fuzzy. I know we barbequed, but I think all I really did was get drunk. Mario went to the Foo Fighters concert and had a great time, but he won't write about it, since he can't type. He decided yesterday that we need a digital camera/video recorder so that he can just be the camera man for all of my crazy antics. He's basically going to be the media man for the blog, while I do all the real work. Yeah, he's a dick, too.

Shit, out of beer, I gotta go.