1. Throw a coming out party for him and invite every gay you can find.
2. Get him trashed and take him to the Gay Pride parade.
3. Poor whip cream on his bed while he's sleeping and tell him his boyfriend was way to loud last night.
4. $3.00 for a jar of vaseline.
$6.00 for a pack of condoms.
$25.00 for a 3 pack of gay porn.
Convincing his mother and girlfriend that he's gay: Priceless
5. Wear your "He is Gay" shirt everytime you hang out with him.
6. Introduce him to people as your "Sexually Confused" room mate.
7. Ask all the girls at the bar if they have a gay friend that's single so you can introduce them.
8. Wait till he passes out drunk as hell, then take a condom on the end of a broom stick and shove it into his ass and leave the condom there.
9. Take pictures of him passed out naked with another man then send them to his mother and girlfriend.
10.Get him plowed and take him to a bar frequented by cross dressers, then leave him there.
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Susan: He's such a dumbass.
Simone: Firemen are hot.
Susan: Pass me those MnM's.
Simone: Fuck you, you're gonna eat em all!
Susan: Shut up. Momma's watchin her stories. Hand me the bucket-o-chicken.
Simone: No momma, not the broomstick again!
"The Broomstick" has a whole new connotation now. Dear God.
Love,
Susan and Simone
Simone, I think you need to swing by Seattle on your way out of hell. Trust me it's got a lot to offer: Good booze, good fun, ME. You'll love it all.
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