Whoops....

So when I logged onto the blog today I saw a new post and was kinda excited that my room mate had finally decided to post something. Then I tried to read it. Not very long into it I realized that it seemed a little familiar. Guess why.

SOMEONE went to Beerfest yesterday, and used every ticket he got, as well as some of his room mate's, and even three he scammed off some random chick that he's not sure was really all that hot or not. Keep in mind that at Beerfest some of the beers cost two plus tickets. He saw one that cost SIX, which is basically robbing all the drunks because they figure if a beer costs 6 tickets it must be good. But being a genius and all, he only spent 1 ticket each time. Even with only four ounce pours, a beer that is 22% alcohol per volume is still going to fuck you up if you drink enough of them. That's 44 proof, and most of the hard alcohols that people drink are 70 proof, which means that most of the beer he drank was equivalent to more than two shots each.

After Beerfest he tried to go to Gasworks park with his room mate, his room mate's girlfriend, and his room mate's friend. Apparently Gasworks is run by beer Nazi's because they wouldn't let him in with his own beer. He and the room mate's girlfriend took their beer up the hill where he promptly tried to drink it all. The RM's GF decided to go get a sandwich and left him there for 45 minutes, where he managed to finish most of his beer and was just deciding to leave when the RM showed up. He left anyways.

Back home he drank a few more beers, played some Bad Company, got a call from another friend telling him she was coming over to hang on the roof and watch some fireworks, wrote a blog post he couldn't remember and that didn't make coherent sense, and then went to bed completely ignoring everyone, and the fireworks.

Now take that whole story, replace pretty much all of the HE's with I's and you got my Fourth. When I realized I made that post last night I really wanted to edit it so it made sense, but I think it's better in my drunkass format. As you can tell I got in the main thing I wanted to yesterday: I drank beer.