An Intro

What's up,

By this time you all must be convinced that Ed is out of his mind. He is. Anyway, I haven't gotten around to posting on this blog yet so I thought tonight would be a good opportunity.

Contrary to what you must think I actually do exist, I'm not just a figment of Ed's imagination. I'm a man of few words and extremely lazy; what this means for you is when you read MY posts you won't have to sit there for 15 fucking minutes and read and read and read (Ala Eds posts). From now on I'll most likely be making video posts, but I need to figure out how to do that first.

So, in an effort to intro myself here's a cool list of things about me:

- I'm not gay like Ed says. The only person that's gay is Ed because he really IS gay. He's just not cool with his own gayness yet.
- I hate blogers because most of you are fucking pussies and ignorant.
- I play the lotto and will win.
- I play Halo and pwn.
- I'm humble.
- I'm awesome.
- I'm a server. This means my tolerance for humanity has gone down the drain. Here's a tip for all you cheap bastards out there: tip your waiter 20%. A good waiter can smell a bad tipper a mile away. At this point we don't really care about your stupid dressing on the side requests, we don't care about you and most importantly...we really do put our hands on your food and wipe our spit on the rim of your glass. Conclusion: Do NOT fuck with people that handle your food.
- I hate Asians...actually I don't mind you guys I just hate the REALLY Asian Asians.....my god, you people are horrible.
- I recycle and don't use plastic bags.
- I have bad credit.
- I love boobs.
- I love good food and good beer.
- Fall and Winter are my favorite seasons.
- I love pwning newbs.
- I hate modems.
- I can change a tire.
- I worship music.
- I've seen Madonna.
- I think Obama might be a cool guy.
- I hate stupid people.
- I'm bored
- I'm done with this stupid post.

Cheers,

-mario