Pre-Emptive Discussion of Arising Problems

Normally I would post a hysterical story of what just happened to me, but for the last two days I worked night audit. This has severely impacted my ability to post rediculous stories, especially since I refuse to post about some things that would reflect badly on certain people that happen to be my friends (actual friends need not apply; you're all fair game). Wow, maybe I do have morals.... Nah.

So with nothing interesting having happened to me in the last few days, why am I writing a blog? Because today promises to be blog worthy. Trust me, SOMETHING is bound to go horribly wrong, or horribly right today. How do I know that? Three reasons. One: Today is Friday, and I don't have to work. Two: I work at 7am tomorrow. Three: I have plans.

Did I say plans? Yes. What kind of plans? The kind that could make a day something worthy of writing about. The kind of plans that make me write a pre-emptive blog just to help alleviate the tension for me (if I fealt tension), and build anticipation for you. QUIT BUILDING IT UP AND JUST TELL US ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!? Shit, calm down, I'm getting to it.

For starters I am waking up around noon, after I will have slept for four hours (I hope). After I get ready, and get some gas, I have to drive to Redmond. Why Redmond? Cause I'm going to lunch with Amy. Amy? As in my ex-girlfriend Amy? Yes. Why? Um, cause I'm an idiot? No, really? Be nice. Honestly, Karen might ACTUALLY be right for once. This might be too soon to start talking to her again, for both of us. I know we're doing lunch so that we can keep it short if it is too soon for us. And I think if we only do lunch, Amy thinks I won't be able to talk her into sleeping with me. Or at least that she can resist for that period of time, but give in to coming to see me some other night for a long night session. Either way, lunch will be interesting, to say the least. Is this enough by itself to write a pre-emptive blog about? Yes, but this is my blog, and I never do things just enough. I'm always over the top. So, yes, there's more.

After lunch I'll probably head home (if I'm not fucking), and then I got another date. Sandra, again. I know I bitched about it, but I believe people should get a third chance. Well, women get a third chance if they are decent looking, and eager. She's both, even if she's boring in bed. Also, I have a really hard time saying no. In theory we're going to do dinner and a movie and sex. In reality we will likely skip dinner, and possibly the movie as well if we can't decide on something. Failing all that we'll hit the bar then have a lot of crazed drunken sex. She was a lot more interesting to sleep with while drunk. Ah hell, I can catch a movie anytime; I'm gettin her drunk. Safer that way anyhow, I still got all the bite marks, bruises, and scratches from the last chick I slept with. On the other hand, maybe she'll catch a clue when she sees them.