Thursday, October 30, 2008

Way Too Close To Home

Before we get started on tihs one, I just need to let you all know that I am still working on the post for the last week and a half or so, but this is so much more important. Not to mention freaky as hell. But I really will get you all updated on everything.

OK, so I have to admit, I haven't been entirely honest with everyone. I have been sleeping with Jenny. Yes, I know you are all disappointed in me, but that is SO not the point of this post, I just wanted you all to know. Also, it explains why I know what I now know. Apparently, my ex-wife is now re-married. I know this because Jenny's sister's new room mate is friends with my ex-wife. Why does this world have to be this small? Some days I really hate my life. Honestly though, the best thing is that I don't think that Jenny's sister actually knows about the whole abortion thing. On the other hand, I could be wrong. Oh, and the only person that Jenny actually hates is my ex-wife. All because that bitch fucked me up. Whatever, I think I'll go drink off my claustrophobia. Really, when did my life get so small?