Screw It

I've been trying to write about Tuesday, but I still need the videos for it before it will make any sense. Until then, I'll write the story I was originally going to write about a week ago. I promise that the other one really will get posted, along with its accompanying videos. Eventually.

So last Thursday Karen and I went on an adventure. I'm sure that this doesn't surprise anyone because any story that involves Karen is usually pretty fucked up. For once Karen didn't ditch me, or make rude comments, or physically abuse me in any way. So how is this a story worthy of my blog? Well, there are basically three kinds of nights when hanging out with Karen. The first is nights like the drunk tank where I get blitzed out of my mind and Karen leaves me somewhere until either the cops or my room mate has to come get me. The second is the lease likely to occur, but generally involves both Karen and I being pretty blitzed and going home to pass out after neither of us finds anyone to bring home from the bar. On a side note, I can always find chicks to bring home, but I usually treat Karen with a modicrum of respect and wait to see if she's gonna find a boy before I bring some random chick back so I can rock out with my cock out. The third is where I pretty much just ditch Karen for some random chick. You can let me know what kind of night you think it was in your comments.

Now I call this an adventure because it was the first time I went to one of Karen's Events and Adventures things. This was probably actually an event, but I refuse to believe that the night can be defined by how it starts, and we did travel a little, so I am calling it an adventure. What we did was go to an early showing of the new Star Trek movie (which was fuckin awesome) at the Imax (which made it way more awesome). I only review drinking establishments, so you won't hear much else about the movie from me. Besides, you don't read this to hear about movies, unless they are pornos that I am in. After the movie, instead of going to the established E&A drinking hole (a sports bar imaginatively named Sport) we went to my bar, The Great Nabob. God I spend too much time there. So this is, as usual, where the story picks up. Why? The same reason you always get: Bitches and Booze.

I really don't remember what I was drinking this night, but that might have something to do with the fact that I smoked a fair bit before I left my house to meet up with Karen. When we got to the bar I made my rounds, said hi to everyone I knew (almost everyone in the bar) and introduced Karen to the few people she didn't know. Shortly after we got there Courtney showed up. I could tell you the whole back story, but it really doesn't matter that much. We've met, drunkenly, a few times, but not fucked. Yet. Anyways, I hit on her. It went well for a bit, and then we both wandered off for a minute and lost the conversation. I wasn't worried, I'd already seen the look in her eye. She needed some Cox. They always do. Around this time is when I first tried to help Karen out a little. I tried to give her the key to my house so she could go pass out without having to drive to Bellevue, but she wasn't having it. Apparently she would rather stick around and watch the show. And show it was.

While the details of who started what are a little unclear, I do know a few things for sure. One: we made out a LOT. Two: everyone else got sick of us making out at the bar (literally at the bar too, we were in the last two seats at the end of it in plain view of everyone) and sent us to the back room. Three: things got a fair bit heavier while we were in the back so my buddy Josh pulled the curtains for us. Four: her friend was floored.

Courtney was there with a friend who I later learned ran by the name of Janet. The last time I had seen Courtney, her and Janet were fairly obviously going home together. I wasn't upset about it. Janet, on the other hand, cock blocked me all night. She was yelling at her friend to stop and yelling at me that Courtney wasn't going home with me. I had already figured that one out. One of the funny things about this chick was that to mollify her Courtney actually offered me to Janet, who turned it down. That vaguely saddened me, but I still had a handful of tit so it didn't last. The thing about Janet that was so surprising though was how floored she was by the whole thing. Keep in mind Courtney and I aren't that different; we're both sluts. Her friend wasn't mad about the fact that Courtney was making out with a guy in a bar. She was upset because I am the door guy. According to Josh and Karen she kept asking how it was that I, as a door guy, could get any. The door guy at her work doesn't ever get any, so how did I? Josh and Karen answered, "He's Ed." I love my friends.

The end of the story? Karen and Josh left sometime while I was busy, so I didn't notice. I didn't get laid, but I had a great time and high hopes for next time. Who knows, maybe if I work on her friend I can get two for the price of one. Either way, its still a good night in my book. We'll see if I can double down tonight. It's Thursday after all, which is the night I always see her.